tenty thought Max Payne was pretty good. Wouldn't say awesome, but I'd say worth watching
TheGrav Max Payne was awesome. Amazing cinematography. Go see it.
seanpdesign @wiseacre that was pretty funny. Still pissed that he is Max Payne, worst casting EVER
nitewraith @BDUBweitl I saw that yesterday with @1sexymomma. We both thought it was cute. I wanted to Max Payne though.
roeadams4 Max Payne: I was surprised at how gorgeous the cinematography was. One of my cohorts hated it, the other loved it. Solid "B", imo.
drofnas Watched Max Payne this weekend. Never played the game, but the movie was a good action flick.
tiasu Max Payne - So much promise, so utterly crap. Nightwatch? Go see it!
punkgirl66 Loved Max Payne I thought it rocked! Mark is hot lol.
celestialteapot just watched trailer for Max Payne, it looks fairly entertaining :)
R319 thought Max Payne was quality. Mila Kunis wielding an MP5K = HOT!
natefico Max payne wasn't a good movie
xxavengedxx went and saw Max Payne, was pretty good!
rayishu - man, max payne was crazy good
iRyou Saw max payne this morning. Three words: go see it ^^
~Ryou
tru_oz despite what people are saying about Max Payne...I thought it was a pretty good movie...
sharpeorama Saw Max Payne over the weekend. Seeing it was Max Lame, It was Max Pain to sit through, tired movie review cliches et. al.
creepyucmama Just saw Max Payne....yep....bullet time and bird monsters.
nickpunt missed W yesterday, saw Max Payne instead. great visual effects.. but everything else was blahhh
cyberpyr8 Just saw Max Payne. If you never played it you won't follow it. Good shoot 'em up.
paulchinetti Max Payne a solid 3 stars.
PenelopeDream Just got back from seeing Max Payne. Good movie. If you played the game you'll like it. Well goodnight everyone.
palesa08 Max Payne is awesome! Great video game to screen adaptation
abbybee just watched max payne with nick. really good, with trippy effects during the scenes! you should watch it rodel
gnomie42 @mrmadsen it was INDEED max payne. wasnt this the game that INVENTED bullet time!? FFS...
thatdudereeg max payne was awesome. short, but really good.
NinaNeko Just saw max payne. Pretty good. Going home now
killryancooke Max payne was bad. Real bad. The entire theater would laugh at the most ridiculous moments.
bambyatch123 Oh yeah and max payne was awesome :D
Ferneras Max Payne was actually pretty decent.
jennlopez Max Payne is a really good movie.
Greg_Wilson Max Payne rocked. Not like the VG, but very, very good.
benrykissinger Max Payne, while not as offensive as Wanted, was much more boring and far less successful at attempting to be stylish.
whitneytaylor Just saw the best movie with no plotline at all..thanks Max Payne.
spruiked @vmahmud max payne is awesome. Saw it last night
KICKOUTTHEJAMS Yes yes yes to everything! Max payne and jamming are a must!!
ashbabe1984 Max Payne has great special effects-Body of Lies was good too! Leo DiCaprio is so dreamy, he just needs 2 keep his politix 2 himself off ...
shoxcorp back home from Max Payne. Good movie
carakapowski max payne was good not great. i would recommend it. :D
Mormegil Max Payne movie, much better than expected. Not perfect,but best game movie yet. That's not hard however.
danticvs ¨ The Max Payne movie was pretty good.
stephanarchy max payne great game..pretty good movie..if you love gun violence go see!! and LUDA!
bubbastapes @VvCompHelpvV Lakeview Terrace was awesome, see that before Eagle Eye or Max Payne. You'll love it.
abhi2k1 Installing Max Payne 2. Feel like playing it. Long time....really really long time. :)
kre8tions saw max payne and it was really a max pain to watch
shimoroka Max Payne almost makes Spiderman 3 enjoyable!
mark_k Max Payne is one horrible film. not recommended
cjredwine Just got home from seeing Max Payne. I liked it. Would have liked a stronger supernatural element, but I'm satisfied.
StevenRinaldi Just got frickin soaked...Max Payne was good
vardenrhode Last night I saw MAX PAYNE (which sucked hard), ROCKNROLLA (which I liked okay), and W (which I enjoyed quite a bit - Josh Brolin was great)
coloa Just saw Max Payne! It was really good!
B14NC4 Max Payne was the best movie I have ever seen!
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Hardtarget wow Max Payne was terrible :(
DJBBoy Max Payne was a horrible movie and a complet waste of time. And anyone who says other wise should get shot
klepas Max Payne was a waste of €6. Another victim of the law that states games turned into films rarely turn out well.
ThingontheFloor News flash... Max Payne sucked.
gabem saw Max Payne and is a bit disappointed...
davidedicillo @orical just don't go watch max payne.... it sucks
JDNX You guys ever played Max Payne?
mandreko max payne was a disappointment :(
WiFi_Pirate Saw Max Payne last night. Free movie, free popcorn, and glad I didnt have to pay for any of that. Not enough "Bullet Time" too much BS.
reign4aday Mona & Natasha were the best parts of Max Payne
chinknlb MAX PAYNE SUCKS!
ChrisMBarr Do NOT see Max Payne, it' is a terrible and boring movie. I wish I had fallen asleep in the theatre, my time woul dhave been better spent.
tmorley26 @ work 10p - 8:30a shift 4/4 Max Payne was decent. Car is still a piece of s***, needs a fuel filter or something fuel related
RedFacedComics saw max payne. It sucks.
bloodyreject Max Payne was a little disappointing.
sloppyness max payne was f***ing horrible.
mattycraig max payne was not very good but enjoyed myself still because blair came
Eugen_S Max Payne is the worst movie EVA!
caschy max payne sucks
treymc Max payne sucked don't see it
Vai2lis Max payne all in all sucks
jun6lee @whitespider1066 oh dear ... all the best' (re: Max Payne)
drewskydesigns Max Payne was very dissapointing....:(
Dasan $DIS: Beverly Hills Chihuahua bites W in the ass! In it's third weekend, it was the #2 film, grossing more than W, beat only by Max Payne
ChrisMBarr @bccarlso I saw Max Payne, and it was horrible.
edwardv2 @BadAstronomer So tells us how you truly felt about "Max Payne" :)
nomatophobia @PhillyD - I was already fooled by the BloodRayne movie. Loved the game, but vampires with Hollywood tans? Wow. Max Payne won't dupe me.
danieldigriz Max Payne - ridiculous, trite - a waste of time.
agbullet you watched Max Payne?
Buffy_girl13 Max Payne was pretty boring
Dr_Love DONT go see Max Payne, it's a huge let down
hjnaidu Max Payne was not good.
Nickbaez back from max payne which sucked
foldedpaper Saw "Max Payne" the other night and was quite disappointed with the quality of the story. Stop butchering my beloved games!
bo0ky max payne sucks total balls
nwhale Max Payne - action:thumbs up. Story:thumbs down. Meg griffin as hardcore russian assassinish chick:awful
donvag @reveiled haha! Hope max payne does not suck as bad...
aloppnow mark wahlberg is still badass...but whats with the s***ty movies man? max payne was pretty disappointing
LensBaby Wow! Max Payne robbed me of 2 hrs of my life I'll never get back
denisbaldwin Max Payne was really lame.
ozilch ok abt MAX PAYNE, the movie sucks big time!! what ever happened to the OST's on the game?.. n wats with the storyline? dammit :@
Ap_Diggles @TashaPuffs And don't go see Max Payne either. It was GARBAGE!!!!!!!
Viss @eecue still on the fence. twitter friends telling me body of lies because max payne supposedly sucked
david_toesrus Don't see Max Payne. It sucks!
jpohaire Saw Max Payne today, awful! Just plain awful!
IsisPhotography back from Max Payne - very disappointing!
ixoye5d Is bummed he wasted a hamilton on max payne
MagicianXV Max Payne = Teh SUCK. Super disappointed.
KoN117 Max Payne (The movie) sucks!
goldwriting Max Payne is more than painful. My review will follow soon. Short version: Avoid at all costs.
realily Max Payne sucks
47 indifferent reviews:
jay_mcguire Max Payne was decent. Not great, but decent.
RickNunn @nyssabdesign BTW I'd give Max Payne about a 6.5 out of 10... worth seeing but not amazing. :)
DJJAMX Just seen Max Payne it was ok but I could have waited for DVD
zackiaustin Max payne.. All the losers are in there right now XD lolz just kidding ;)
prgrmr42 back from max payne. it was... unsatisfying
miguelforsyth Max Payne was alright
El_Verde Oh, and seriously....go see Max Payne this weekend. Twice. And say hi to your mom for me, alright?
robotkirby Max payne = not to bad
Sou_ju @SisterSafetyPin max payne was wack....smh.... Saw v was ehh... I don't even remember it :-/
misterx91578 @jbsmith86 Max Payne was alright
Yoda808 Just saw Max Payne. Was expecting something more and something different I think.
chrisholland max payne: dialogs and acting in a fierce symbiotic competition to outsuck one-another.
deaconblade @lorettaelaine, outside of the sexy Olga making an appearance, i thought Max Payne was meh.
attilam Just seen Max Payne. Some people left the cinema before the film ended; there were some good bits though...
bufyluver5 Ok, Max Payne so totally not worth $10.
Dunkndisorderly Watched Max Payne last night.. Hmmmm not great really
ShadowedOne Saw Max Payne tonight. It gets a resounding Meh.
mbertulli Max payne is ok. Not great, but ok.
vmahmud Ok, I was robbed, whoever wrote the Max Payne screenplay should be shot. Poor pacing, little action. But cool jacket though.
johndlane Max Payne wasn't as good as hoped.
ChickenHunter_ Just watched Max Payne. It was OK. i dislike the lack of the descriptive narrative and a few other things.
thisisrobis just saw the Max Payne movie...kinda OK
jnacool watched ... Max Payne ... very much like the game .. its ok !
ssbbfan @PhillyD answer:
1.max payne
2. 2 apples
3. Pittsburg Pirates
4. bound water
JoshScanlan Didn't go to Max Payne last night because there were too many douches buying tickets for it. Went to "W." instead. It was "alright".
ReTodd Max Payne was kinda meh. Didn't seem to have much plot.
jackylegs131 @phillyD 1. max payne 2. three 3. pirates 4. salt water
petedill Max Payne would have been much better if Mark Wahlberg would have talked to animals. Otherwise it was meh.
liamm Max Payne wasn't as bad as I was led to believe
Sou_ju @SisterSafetyPin max payne, querentine (did I spell that right lol), and Saw V querentine was ok but I left unsatisfied.
QuiteTom Just watched Max Payne. Pfft doesn't do the game justice, but not bad
nemezide Wahlberg is awesome in Max Payne. None of Matt Damon's good little boy face, Mark has no good boy face :D looks badass even in good moments
MinuteDesigns Was not amused with the Max Payne (2008) movie, was like the game, but nothing like, if that makes sense? Not enough bullet time used either
vmahmud Ok, I was robbed, whoever wrote the Max Payne screenplay should be shot. Poor pacing, little action. But cool jacket though.
kfirpravda Just saw max payne- amazing production design, the plot is ok.
tanmays Max Payne Movie sucked according to me....just 2-3 Slow Mo Scenes.....was expecting a lot more action...
PatzPrime Just Saw Max Payne. The movie was decent but the last part was really weak and left a lot of loose threads.
ThePyronaut Max Payne (the movie) tried to be Sin City meets Constantine and failed. Still, it was kinda cool at points.
KMetoyer @aidangirard a friend told me Max Payne was alright.
IanWally Max Payne was okay, I guess.
wookiebae Max payne... Eh it was aite
cbeckner @johncblandii It was alright. Started slow, and a little predictable once you figure things out, but enjoyable. Max Payne was better.
DouggieTC3 Max Payne had some good moments but more bland moments.
lars5 wow the max payne movie sucks. they totally dumbed it down, and took out the whole mob war stuff. :(
Flesheater Just saw max payne. It was pretty ok.
ramallama Tonights movie - Max Payne. 5 out of 10. Entertaining but nothing special.
punkazoide Thinks the Max Payne movie was a kick in the nuts to all the fans of the games...
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